SANDERS TRUMP DEBATE IN CALIFORNIA
BILLED AS THE DEBATE OF THE CENTURY
Both Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump are talking about a debate in California before the June 7, primary. Trump has declared if they could raise $10 million for charity he would do it, Sanders says he is in. The TV media would love to have it, the political pundits would be orgasmic. Could you imagine such an event that would be the political event of the year if not forever. You have two candidates with committed, enthusiastic supporters. They can fill any stadium or forum no matter how large. It would have to be inside. This would limit to around 20,000 guests. Tickets would be given out to 10,000 supporters on each side by the candidates.
Ok, now a fantasy debate, picture this: We have a 20,000 seat forum, 10,000 Sanders supporters on the left side wearing blue shirts. 10,000 Trump supporters on the right wearing red shirts. Might need a temporary fence in the middle policed by 500 California policemen. A HUGH stage, with HUGE 360 degree podiums that the candidates can just peer over, one in red and one in blue of course.
To start off the night they play both the U.S National Anthem and the "Internationale". The announcer, Michael Buffer introducers the candidates, on the left in the blue podium we have Bernard, " The hammer" Sanders, from Burlington Vermont, on the right we have Donald "The intimidator" Trump from New York City. You could hear the hall shake with these introductions.
The rules are simple states Buffer, no rules, no moderators, each candidate get 1 minute then his microphone is turned off and the other gets 1 minute, 90 minutes total non stop. The candidate who goes first will be selected by a coin toss, Trump chooses heads, Sanders tails. Tails it is. Buffer announces, " LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE."
Sanders starts out by asking why Trump, a egotistical maniac from New York city, thinks he is qualified to be President and why does he want to be president. Trump responds, that the reason he wants to president is that people like 60's revolutionaries Sanders, Clinton, and Obama have ruined the country and he wants to make America Great again. And so it would go for 90 minutes and would be talked about for weeks worldwide.
To start off the night they play both the U.S National Anthem and the "Internationale". The announcer, Michael Buffer introducers the candidates, on the left in the blue podium we have Bernard, " The hammer" Sanders, from Burlington Vermont, on the right we have Donald "The intimidator" Trump from New York City. You could hear the hall shake with these introductions.
The rules are simple states Buffer, no rules, no moderators, each candidate get 1 minute then his microphone is turned off and the other gets 1 minute, 90 minutes total non stop. The candidate who goes first will be selected by a coin toss, Trump chooses heads, Sanders tails. Tails it is. Buffer announces, " LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE."
Sanders starts out by asking why Trump, a egotistical maniac from New York city, thinks he is qualified to be President and why does he want to be president. Trump responds, that the reason he wants to president is that people like 60's revolutionaries Sanders, Clinton, and Obama have ruined the country and he wants to make America Great again. And so it would go for 90 minutes and would be talked about for weeks worldwide.
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